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Welcome to the official Twat Sportz cricket hub
Your go-to guide for everything related to Sussex’s Premier Fictional Club Cricket Competition
Live and Exclusive on Twat Sportz
Welcome to the official Twat Sportz cricket hub
Your go-to guide for everything related to Sussex’s Premier Fictional Club Cricket Competition
Live and Exclusive on Twat Sportz
Standings
Updated 24 May 2026 • Division Two, Three and Four onlyStandings
Where passion meets banter, stats meet storytelling, and every county has its say.
Listen to the NEW Twat Sportz Cricket Podcast
Released every other Wednesday at 8.30-8.45pm (apart from the the Wednesday at
the start of the month. And the next one). Follow these steps and listen to Graham and Peter discuss the latest happenings at length.
Listen to the NEW Twat Sportz Cricket Podcast
Released every other Wednesday at 8.30-8.45pm (apart from the the Wednesday at
the start of the month. And the next one). Follow these steps and listen to Graham and Peter discuss the latest happenings at length.
Go to www.podrat.co.uk/gov
Put in the code '0419' followed by 'EARLMANAGEMENTCRICKET:)'
This will unlock the golden key
Follow the key to the main Podrat site
Here you'll see 3 boxes, choose one box, and open it with the key
The pod will then drop into your drop box
It really couldn't be simpler! Get in touch and let us know what you want them to talk about next!
🏏Top Performers Across The Divisions
Updated 25 May 2026 • Based on runs scored/wickets taken in Divisions Two, Three and Four only through Week 12, Season 2🏏Top Performers Across The Divisions
💬 Fan Reactions – Powered by Twat Sportz
💬 Fan Reactions – Powered by Twat Sportz
🐦 @trustynyc: Never seen such a clinical performance by Chiddingly.🔁 1259 Retwats • ❤️ 456 Likes • 👁️ 12.8K Views
🐦 @original_chatabiscuit: winning feels good. 🔁 2,459 Retwats • ❤️ 1509 Likes • 👁️ 30.8K Views
🐦 @rowarta: game over, down the pub 🔁 1601 Retwats • ❤️ 8,068 Likes • 👁️ 19.5K Views
🐦 @Dr_funbags: Anyone else not able to see the VOD?🔁 403 Retwats • ❤️ 1,927 Likes • 👁️ 1.1K Views
🐦 @theworld1syours: the playoffs are in sight 🔁 1,431 Retwats • ❤️ 4,103 Likes • 👁️ 20.4K Views
🐦 @mrrstiltskin: Well done boss and the boys. I am quick to critique but that was impressive 🔁 7,148 Retwats • ❤️ 4,586 Likes • 👁️ 89.2K Views
🐦 @eggsandshrubs89: God, imagine that promotion dogfight if we get there. Unbearable. 🔁 893 Retwats • ❤️ 690 Likes • 👁️ 3.1K Views
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